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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Squeak-el

Not even a squirrel was heard on the grounds of Camp Crystal Lake, which didn't bode well for the property's new realtor, Shelley Levene, who was hoping to finally win that Cadillac Eldorado; unfortunately there was a reason the grounds were priced for easy sale - Camp Crystal Lake was a camp for closers; closers like a boy named Jason.

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