The worst first sentences to novels that must never be written.

Monday, July 12, 2010

New Category: Science Fiction

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Omniscient being, Nuxtoxian, constructed the Zone of Superfluous Pleasure and the System of Eternal Torment; and the system was constructed of unbound anti-matter and beyond the visual analysis; where the astral form of Nuxtoxian travered the nothingness until he determined that he must summon matter-bound positrons and thus matter-bound positrons were created.

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