The worst first sentences to novels that must never be written.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

More Sequels

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today," Dante remarked woefully; knowing full well that wasn't true, for it was pre-ordained from on high, ever since that strange Canadian girl beeped his nose, that he must continue his journey to Israel and free Moses from the Palestinian POW camp.

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