Sci-fi food

The pengu's proboscis was playfully placed upon the plate, probing the pastrami precociously attempting to persuade itself that the purple meat was prepared properly for consumption.

Science meets Fiction

After 5 billion dollars and 15 years of research, Todd finally activated the time machine that would lead him into the distant past; the delicious taste of Dodo eggs served over-easy would make it all worthwhile.

Science Fiction

After arriving in the past, Johnny was saddened to find out his mother was not hot; his mission was not going to be easy.

Science Fiction Sentences

Certainly not the kind of place one would expect to find true love, Cybertronic Bordellum was a cheap hole in the ground full of metallic fem-bots full of the nastiest cyber-transmitted diseases, but Skid Schepter could pour a methyl tonic that could convince anyone to take the lowliest blortok home to mother.

Sy-fy

Zorp blort buuuuurdaploop, zorp da-blort blooooopadorp, zorp zorp pllloooooooooop, zorp zorp ploooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopa zibit, blop, blop, blop - with that final push, the star was born.

New Category: Science Fiction

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Omniscient being, Nuxtoxian, constructed the Zone of Superfluous Pleasure and the System of Eternal Torment; and the system was constructed of unbound anti-matter and beyond the visual analysis; where the astral form of Nuxtoxian travered the nothingness until he determined that he must summon matter-bound positrons and thus matter-bound positrons were created.

Potentially Offensive Sequel

Buoyed by the success of Love Never Dies, sequel to his masterpiece Phantom of the Opera, Sir Andrew Lloyd Weber worked feverishly on his next big project, Jesus Christ: Super-Zombie-Savior, but first, he needed to murder and reanimate a Broadway superstar to free the Jews from their Christian oppressors; his sequel must be as historically accurate as the original.

Religious Sequel

Adam had finally accepted that his blind faith was foolish after being cast out of his precious garden, but with his Operating Thetan level being a paltry OT 1, he knew that he must begin a long Odyssey towards redemption if he was to achieve Clear status - his concubine Eve and that damn snake must oppose him no longer.

More Sequels

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today," Dante remarked woefully; knowing full well that wasn't true, for it was pre-ordained from on high, ever since that strange Canadian girl beeped his nose, that he must continue his journey to Israel and free Moses from the Palestinian POW camp.

Squeak-el

Not even a squirrel was heard on the grounds of Camp Crystal Lake, which didn't bode well for the property's new realtor, Shelley Levene, who was hoping to finally win that Cadillac Eldorado; unfortunately there was a reason the grounds were priced for easy sale - Camp Crystal Lake was a camp for closers; closers like a boy named Jason.

Sequels

There was a swishing sound in the distance which meant that Edward Nigma must finish quickly - too late, for the black cloaked figure dropped down before him on a cable line, dark, intense eyes piercing behind the pointed cowl; it was now or never, with a nasally, new-yorker accent, Nigma queries, "Riddle me this Batman - why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished; why isn't it a "built"?" [Cue acoustic bass]

New Week: New Topic - Sequels that must never be made

Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, bases loaded, the pitcher leans in to see the signs with a quizzical look on his face; for he had no idea where the strike zone was and couldn't shake the childhood memory when his beloved family golden retriever attacked him - he prayed that Bud wouldn't hit a come-backer to the mound and then play fetch.

Buddy

The cat and the dog looked outside, stretched, yawned, and hopped back onto the couch; sure it was interesting seeing all those decaying humans biting and clawing at each other like animals, but there was napping to be done.

Buddies

Reunited after 9 years, the 2001 astronomy club unpacked the fireworks, the gerbils and a fifth of Wild Turkey; they would continue the space shuttle program without NASA's help.